Hey, if we can't laugh at
ourselves, then who?
BEACHED WHALE: When 7 figures gets whittled down to 7 cents, you can watch him go
through the five levels of grief between the
open and close.
LUSTY SENIOR: Does it really take 15 minutes
to give a female on the TOS trade desk a QQQQ
$500 GENIUS: Tiny account. Huge sense of
self. Is convinced that the 17-leg inter-market
spread he wants a floor quote for is going to
turn him into the next Ken Griffin.
LOOKY-LOU: Promises to fund account as soon
as he fully understands the Analyze page...then
multi-leg conditional orders...then early exer-cise...then....
NATURALIZED CITIZEN: Unbounded enthusiasm for trading in broken English as he fires in
orders at 2,000 words per minute.
• Risk graph
• Price by
Rating of Regular
2 Buy Tickets =
1 Buy Ticket =
Sour Cream ’n
Hard to beat a
familiar flavor in
Salty, fatty, porky,
and dippable! A
hit both in theory
C’mon, really? Didn’t
we fight wars so
we wouldn’t have to
The only downside
is the often vicious
rivalry with the
These should be
banned if there is
any sense of honor
left in this nation.
1 Sell Ticket =